1 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,241 (MAC AND KELLY MOANING) 2 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,847 MAC: Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous. 3 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,400 This... Who saw this coming? I did not see this coming. 4 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,721 Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's do it. 5 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,246 Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening. 6 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,401 BOTH: Whoo! 7 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,609 What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay. 8 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,409 This is so spontaneous. 9 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,606 We're having sex one minute... 10 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,091 Who knows what's gonna happen next? 11 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,685 Who knows what we'll be doing in 10 minutes? 12 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,808 Okay. This is crazy! 13 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:07,921 We're doing this on the dining room... 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,764 I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life. 15 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,291 (MOANING) This is amazing. 16 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,566 I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch. 17 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,563 Don't call me "bitch!" Okay. I'm sorry. 18 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,007 I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay. 19 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,969 (CONTINUES MOANING) 20 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,562 Baby? Baby? 21 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,287 She's totally fucking looking at us. 22 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,521 Hey, baby. 23 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,682 She knows what's happening. 24 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,762 She totally knows what's happening. 25 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,763 (LAUGHS) She can't see anything. She just sees shapes. 26 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,684 She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can... 27 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,569 She's fine. She just sees shapes. 28 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,641 It's like bouncing balls. 29 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,245 My bouncing balls. 30 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,890 She's fine. She's fine. You know what? 31 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,405 Let me turn her around. Let me turn her around. 32 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,528 Okay. Okay. 33 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,762 Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl. 34 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,481 Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now. 35 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,607 Let's go. 36 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,160 Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay. 37 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,128 Okay! Let's do it. 38 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,201 We're back. We're back in business. 39 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,327 Okay. Okay. 40 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,722 We are back. It's happening. Okay. 41 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,086 (BOTH MOANING) 42 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,642 MAC: Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around. 43 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,007 Just look that way. Just turn around. 44 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,127 Why is she... Okay. 45 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,611 I think it's over. 46 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,681 We still did that. 47 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,525 Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that. 48 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,489 Hello. 49 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,607 What are you doing in your Jumperoo? 50 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:19,801 This never happened. 51 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,644 We're gonna finish that. We will finish that. 52 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,484 FYI, we're gonna do it in every room. 53 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,483 And this time, I'm going to ejaculate. 54 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,210 Just because we have a house and a baby 55 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,845 doesn't mean that we're old people. 56 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,325 No. Fuck old people. 57 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,004 Old people don't fuck like we just did. 58 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,650 Baby, I nearly came. 59 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,165 This is like The <i>Brady</i> Bunch. 60 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,402 I know! What's nice about the house 61 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,484 is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. 62 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,891 So, at least it looks like it. 63 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,331 It's legitimate, right? 64 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,925 Neighbors. Hey. Hi. 65 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,524 Hey. Oh. Gay couple. 66 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,329 There's a gay couple. Gay couple. 67 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,329 They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy. 68 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,885 That's awesome! Dream! 69 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,724 It is. Well, it's the second dream. 70 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,009 First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope. 71 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,684 Hi! Hi! 72 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,331 Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood. 73 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,285 (STELLA CRYING ON BABY MONITOR) 74 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,324 Oh, she's awake. Really? 75 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,084 She's awake. Okay. 76 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,241 Okay. Uh... Well, bye. 77 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,367 Okay. Bye. Love you. 78 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,481 Love you. Bye. Have a good day. 79 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,561 Can I come? 80 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:14,721 (LAUGHS) Kidding. 81 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,161 No, we'll have a great day! We'll have a great day. Okay. Bye! 82 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,801 I love you! 83 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,044 BILL: Uh-oh. Mac attack. 84 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,121 MAC: Hey! 85 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,241 Hey, there he is. 86 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,367 Hey. 87 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,602 I need that Mendelson file by 4:00. 88 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,886 Okay, yeah. 89 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,203 And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES) 90 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,805 I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that? 91 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,370 Mac! Okay, 92 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,441 Mac! 93 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,561 What? 94 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,971 Wait. Hold on. 95 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,606 Whoo! 96 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,807 Okay! 97 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,244 (PANTING) Oh, jeez, it's so far. 98 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,882 Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing. 99 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,002 What thing? What's going on? 100 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,163 We have to go work on that joint file. 101 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,686 Of course. The joint file. 102 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,125 You guys are doing a joint file? 103 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,247 We have a joint file together. 104 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,890 JIMMY: Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight. 105 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,769 It's pretty thick. It's a big file. 106 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,649 Pretty fat file. It's dank. 107 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:05,921 We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah. 108 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,243 Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation. 109 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,685 Okay. 110 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,131 Because we are in the weeds. 111 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,922 How's Stella? She's a cute baby. 112 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,967 It's nice. 113 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,566 I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked. 114 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,005 Everything changes completely. Yeah. 115 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,731 You're like, "My life is over! Everything's different! 116 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,325 "Everything I could do, I can't do anymore." 117 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,290 But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal. 118 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,283 You sure about that? She can start drinking soon. 119 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,091 They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol. 120 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,446 She puts them on her tits? 121 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,568 Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now. 122 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,085 Are they really? But I can't touch them. 123 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,003 She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up. 124 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,081 What? When we have sex, 125 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,605 she leaves a wife-beater on. 126 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,409 It's like having sex with Tony Soprano. 127 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,481 You're the Goodman in this situation. 128 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,561 Yeah, it's fucked up. 129 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,808 You are the only one of our friends that has a house and a kid. 130 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,881 Yeah. 131 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,203 It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know? 132 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:54,327 You're divorced. 133 00:04:54,480 --> 00:0...
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